Bodonkey Blogger Series week 18 poker calculator:
$$180 cash
T$109
T$270 (unclaimed bounty..woot!)
Bodog TOC Seat
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= two more shots at the ’08 WSOP Main Event for $mokkee
wurd
(my best Hoyazo impersonalizations)
Apparently, none of you fonkey chip slingin’, monkey pushing, shove happy,sOOted calling stations had it in you. You tried and failed. Go back to pushing your pencils, lying to the jury and running Windows update on your servers.
You never really had a chance.
(end Hoy ego rant)
A couple of you tried to out draw ol’ $mokkee but, it just wasn’t meant to be. Here’s one gem where we’re 3-handed at the final table and Don decides K9sOOted is good enough to call off all his chips with a shorty (wonka) just about ready to blind out.
Would luv to hear comments on his call:
Bodog History for Hand #1254220175
Hold'em No Limit (1500.00/3000.00)
- 2008-06-03 21:42:32
Table 'Online Poker Blogger Tournament, Table 1' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: smokkee ($55859.00)
Seat 2: miamidon ($55624.00)
Seat 3: wilwonka ($23517.00)
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NEW HAND
miamidon: posts ante 300.00
wilwonka: posts ante 300.00
smokkee: posts ante 300.00
wilwonka: posts the small blind 1,500.00
smokkee: posts the big blind 3,000.00
--- DEALING POCKETS
smokkee is dealt [Jc,Ac]
miamidon: raises 6,000.00 to 9,000.00
wilwonka: folds
smokkee: goes all in 52,559.00
miamidon: goes all in 46,324.00
235.00 is not called, return back to smokkee:
miamidon: mucks
--- DEALING FLOP [Kh,3d,Kc]
--- DEALING TURN [Qs]
--- DEALING RIVER [Td]
smokkee: shows [Jc,Ac], a Straight, Ace high
miamidon: mucks [Ks,9s]
Hand 1254220175:
smokkee: wins main pot(113,048.00)
with a Straight, Ace high
that hand pretty much locked up 1st for me. I shoved almost every hand after into Wonka and he finally called with KJo vs my Q5o on the last hand. He flopped a J and I rivered a Q. pretty standard play against a micro-shorty sitting on a MEGA stack.
this was another valiant effort to bust me by our friend Bayne.
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Bodog History for Hand #1254196348
Hold'em No Limit (800.00/1600.00) - 2008-06-03 21:22:51
Table 'Online Poker Blogger Tournament, Table 1' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: smokkee ($10890.00)
Seat 2: miamidon ($60032.00)
Seat 3: garycarson ($1499.00)
Seat 4: wilwonka ($23158.00)
Seat 5: bayne_s ($40420.00)
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NEW HAND
garycarson: posts ante 200.00
wilwonka: posts ante 200.00
bayne_s: posts ante 200.00
smokkee: posts ante 200.00
miamidon: posts ante 200.00
wilwonka: posts the small blind 1,000.00
bayne_s: posts the big blind 2,000.00
--- DEALING POCKETS
smokkee is dealt [Qc,Qs]
smokkee: goes all in 10,290.00
miamidon: folds
garycarson: goes all in 1,299.50
wilwonka: folds
bayne_s: calls 8,290.00
garycarson: mucks
bayne_s: mucks
--- DEALING FLOP [4c,Js,9h]
--- DEALING TURN [3s]
--- DEALING RIVER [Ac]
bayne_s: mucks [6h,9c]
smokkee: shows [Qc,Qs], a Pair, Queens
garycarson: mucks [Kh,Td]
Hand 1254196348:
smokkee: wins side pot(17,981.00)
with a Pair, Queens
Hand 1254196348:
smokkee: wins main pot(5,898.50)
Big Lick no good. thanks for your donation to my chip stack Bayne. That hand put me in a position to finish at least in the top 3 barring some sick cooler or bad beat.
the Bodog TOC is set. it's on next Tuesday, June 10th kids. GL everyone!
21 comments:
Did bodog borrow Joey Crawford to act as dealer?
Funny you failed to point out your donkey call with ATo and sucking out.
What you CLEARLY fail to understand is bubble play in Bodog when 5 pays is it is a satellite not standard MTT. Of course I jam ATC as big stack
exactly why ATo is the nuts on the bubble against a big stack monkey push blind vs. blind.
Grats! Seems you are the biggest bodonkey after all :p
Gl in the ToC...
Thanks for the hating bro.
How the F does Bayne call with 96o there? And then defend it in the comments! I <3 bloggerz.
Wasn't Bayne getting proper pot odds considering if he busts smokkee, that's an extra $270? Seems fairly no brainer call to me.
Woot Smokkee for the win though. GL in the 18 person SNG.
Nice going!!!! Definitely the best player.... lost... ;-)
Well done $mokee! I should set up a tournament with a bounty on my head. Maybe I can win one again that way.
Congrats, $mokkee. Best of luck in the final tournament.
Best of luck, wish I could be joining you guys.
Congrats, see you in the TOC!
See you in the TOC Luckbox! ;-)
Good Game. Wish I had a chance to luckbox against you, but never had a chance.
Maybe you'll have to have them put another bounty on you for the TOC!
DOUBLE IT!
IT
Congrat's. Not sure about bayne's play during the Bodonkey. He called with 66 after two early position pushes; not a play I would do but it worked.
lol, you are lucky I could not play last night, cause I would have KOed your ass. Nice run though. See you in the finals!
BTW anyone getting it in against you with 5% equity in the pot was priced in, so no need to call anyone out as a donkey.
C-o-n-g-r-a-t-s !
Me thinks you used up all your luck last night so you should be a non-factor next week..unless of course RNG is set in your favor...again.
BTW, for $T270 I shove all day long with K9 sooted v. your weak ass.
Congrats on the win.
CONGRATS baby!!! It was soo fun watching you win last night!
I love Hoy's ego coming out even in comments to a post where he's clowned on about his ego.!?
Personally I agree with Recess, and think Bayne's big lick call was completely justifiable given the $270 bounty, which was way more than the 1st place prize.
Congrats on the win! Very impressive considering the bounty! Good luck in the TOC deal.
Hoy
69 call is bad poker but good gambling proposition for 3 reasons:
1) Difference between 1st and 4th is $126, bounty was 270 $T.
2) I still had Smokkee covered and he would still be 4th stack and knew I would get another shot at him.
3) I was getting almost 2:1 pot odds.
I got another shot at Smokkee the very next hand but lost the flip from the favored side.
I was pushing ATC six handed because Bodog paying $T 109 to top 5 makes it a sat rather than MTT especially when it is 6 paying. I also gifted non-evil wonka a BB or 2 to keep bubble alive.
Smokkee was of course unaware of that kind of thinking .
obv my poker aptitude is light yrs behind your Bayne.
SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP the win!
SHENANIGANS!
so f'ing RIGGED.
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