Poker is like that hot chick you hate to keep comin’ back to

She teases you, manipulates you and toys with you. But, you can’t stay away. Some nights she takes care of you and makes you feel like you’re her king. Other nights she smacks you in the face with hate and disgust.

You just never know what to expect.

You want to slap her back but, she’s in control … always. You’re at her mercy hoping for another night of being on top, because when you are nothing else matters.

But that bitch just doesn’t give in that easy.

…and that’s exactly why we keep comin’ back.