2-card bingo

This hand came up 4 minutes into Bodog's NLHE 4k Guaranteed tournament ($44+4 buy-in).

the chat afterwards:

[OGHowie]: wtf are you doing in that hand???
[OGHowie]: jesus fucking christ
smokkee: stackin you

:D

Bodog History for Hand #1204714577
Hold'em No Limit (5.00/10.00) - 2008-04-24 12:33:49
Table '$4K Guaranteed (DS), Table 8' Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: smokkee ($3005.00) SB
Seat 2: familysmoke ($3050.00) BB
Seat 3: oghowie ($2980.00) UTG
Seat 4: thehesse ($2840.00) UTG+1
Seat 5: the bull 21 ($3175.00) UTG+2
Seat 6: themangann ($0.00) MP1
Seat 7: millertymee02 ($2930.00) MP2
Seat 8: herdgolf86 ($2985.00) CO
Seat 9: azaverl ($3100.00) BTN
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--- DEALING POCKETS
smokkee is dealt [Ad,5d]

oghowie:, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act (don't do it.)
oghowie: calls 10.00
thehesse: folds
the bull 21: folds
themangann: raises 25.00 to 35.00
millertymee02: folds
herdgolf86: folds
azaverl: folds
smokkee: calls 30.00
familysmoke: calls 25.00
oghowie: calls 25.00

--- DEALING FLOP [2s,8c,4d] (gutterball weee)

smokkee: checks
familysmoke: bets 80.00
oghowie: calls 80.00 (this is your final warning kid)
themangann: folds
smokkee: calls 80.00 (how can i fold? implied odds to the moon.)

--- DEALING TURN [3s] (pokah is so ez)

smokkee: checks
familysmoke: bets 220.00
oghowie: raises 220.00 to 440.00
smokkee: goes all in 2,890.00 (here comes the pain!)
familysmoke: folds
oghowie: goes all in 2,425.00

--- DEALING RIVER [Js]

smokkee: shows [Ad,5d], a Straight, Five high
oghowie: mucks [2d,2h] (Bustoooooooooooooooo)