adjust your game based on your opponents

to get deep in a Blonkament, you have to think like a donkey. put your donkey thinking cap on if you will. marginal hands are gold. do not fold paint or any Ace and only raise when you're on a weak-ass draw. this is how you go deep in a bloggament.

exhibit A

Full Tilt Poker Game #4113524185:Riverchasers

Table *** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KillinKegz [Jc Ks]

cracknaces calls 160 (limps from UTG..hmmm)
a104l9 calls 160
KillinKegz calls 80 (thought about raisin. but, callin is so trendy.)

*** FLOP *** [Qs 7d Ts]

KillinKegz checks (big flop for my hand. c/r time!)
IslandBum1 bets 320 (probably has a Q or a draw)
cracknaces calls 320 (calling is all the rage)
a104l9 folds
KillinKegz raises to 1,370, and is all in
(AWWW INNNNN!! yipee ki-yi-aaaa!)
IslandBum1 folds (weak/tight)
cracknaces calls 1,050 (insta-calls)

KillinKegz shows [Jc Ks]
cracknaces shows [Ac Ah]

*** TURN *** [Qs 7d Ts] [9s] (aint that a bitch)
*** RIVER *** [Qs 7d Ts 9s] [5s] (icing on the cake)

KillinKegz shows a flush, King high
cracknaces shows a pair of Aces
KillinKegz wins the pot (3,700) with a flush, King high

exhibit B

Full Tilt Poker Game #4114158734: Riverchasers

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KillinKegz [Jd Ac] (i pick up a MONSTA!)

madbrooklyn raises to 2,000
KillinKegz raises to 4,373, and is all in (INSTA-pooooosh)
madbrooklyn calls 2,373 (underestimates the power of mightee JackAce)
KillinKegz shows [Jd Ac]
madbrooklyn shows [Kc Kh] (poor guy can't get away from this)

*** FLOP *** [Js 6h 6c]
*** TURN *** [Js 6h 6c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Js 6h 6c Jh] [7h]

KillinKegz shows a full house, Jacks full of Sixes
madbrooklyn shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
KillinKegz wins the pot (9,896) with a full house, Jacks full of Sixes

somehow i managed to finish only 15th with my stellar play.

ghey.