i stumbled across this chat

...while i was datamining a few NL tables on Bodog. i couldn't stop laughing.

TexasIceman: nh set v. overpair.
HONEYDEW52: ty
HONEYDEW52: AK
HONEYDEW52: u have QQ or AA?
Skintappin: lol
riverat28: nice call on the flop with bottom pair
Skintappin: i knew honeydew would pay off eventually
HONEYDEW52: right right, i think the same of u, im not making all these calls based on my cards :-)
riverat28: haha
riverat28: kinda like that call with bottom pair
riverat28: 89
riverat28: solid call
riverat28: you are the best poker player on bodog
HONEYDEW52: haha, mocking me?
All in Julio: at least i feel a little better
HONEYDEW52: riverrat, u mocking me?
riverat28: you suck
riverat28: ill just slowing drain ur stack from you when you keep callin with crap
HONEYDEW52: haha, right...
HONEYDEW52: and how long u played mr rat?
Skintappin: everyone will
riverat28: how long have i played? i dont think thats the relivant question here
riverat28: i think its, how long have i been watching you play
HONEYDEW52: it was a serious question, how long have u played?
riverat28: long enough to see you call with bottom pair
riverat28: play 8,3 before the flop
riverat28: and suck out against pocket queens earlier
HONEYDEW52: river, ive played alot longer than u, and played w/ people alot more skillful than you
HONEYDEW52: and on MUCH higher stakes than this, and its not cuz i have money, its cuz i earn it
riverat28: haha, ok, thats why ur back playing .50/1
riverat28: hahaha
Skintappin: what a tard
HONEYDEW52: because i dont like the ups and downs
riverat28: and you were so awesome, you ended up right back here callin with bottom pair on the flop
HONEYDEW52: of high stakes
Skintappin: do u know how many times i have heard that said on this site - yer a tard
riverat28: well then this low stuff is made for your calling station type of play then isnt it
HONEYDEW52: u boys keep waiting for your AK every hand and ill play cards....
HONEYDEW52: so how long u played rat?
Skintappin: i got it
riverat28: long enough to understand i can ***** at you
Skintappin: break it
HONEYDEW52: right right, good luck on that, i guess you havent played that long then
riverat28: and it doesnt matter how long you have played, you can play like a dumptruck for 20 years
riverat28: and it doesnt mean you are bodog genious of the year
Skintappin: lol
riverat28: pull ur head out of ur butt
riverat28: you always have and always will be a dumptruck
HONEYDEW52: right right, good luck the rest of the way sir
riverat28: ur suck outs will not support your playing style and you will have those unbearable downs you dont like
HONEYDEW52: yup, thank u for the advice sir
riverat28: i see you have been playing tourneys for 2 dollars
riverat28: thats some really high quality poker you have been playing honey
riverat28: your husband must be proud
HONEYDEW52: when have i been playing 2 dollar tournys?
riverat28: hahaha
riverat28: nice bet honey
riverat28: whats the matter, bottom pair didnt hold up again?
HONEYDEW52: do u see me crying about the 2 pair i flopped, no....., i guess i played that one smart...
Retrovertigo: haha
riverat28: you just dumped 60
riverat28: i wouldnt call that smart hunny
HONEYDEW52: i bumped it up to 60 for the flush draw to call, i think u need to see who played that one smarter
abadd0n: y true
abadd0n: i thought you pay my flush
riverat28: ya ur right, playin an extra 30 to see the flush come on the turn was so economical
riverat28: you got me there
HONEYDEW52: haha, u seriously must have played for like a week rat, are u retarded?
riverat28: and then "abadd" called off half of his stack with the draw
riverat28: well ill just sit here and watch ur stack slowly go to nothing
riverat28: you have already dumped 100 in the last 30 min
HONEYDEW52: rat just come and get the rest then, and NH abadd0n that one hand
abadd0n: i was lucky
abadd0n: didnt had the odds to call
HONEYDEW52: i wonder if rat will ever tell me how long hes played :-)
riverat28: how long i have played does not have any correlation with how much you suck
HONEYDEW52: right right, it does w/ your retarded train of thought though
HONEYDEW52: so therefore i will get no answer
riverat28: o honey, it seems you have less than me now
riverat28: i remember when you were up over 300
HONEYDEW52: u didnt get any of that from me...
riverat28: must be those roller coaster rides you cant handle
riverat28: ya, you evenly distribute it amongst everyone
HONEYDEW52: right right, u are awesome rat
Retrovertigo: honeydew has more leaks than the iraqi navy
Retrovertigo: wheres it all gone?
HONEYDEW52: abadd0n
riverat28: no, only 60 went to the flush silly
riverat28: what happened to the other50 or so?
riverat28: did someone not do well in math class?
riverat28: how long have you been out of school honey?
riverat28: how long
HONEYDEW52: the one BET was 60, maybe u should go back to the hand
riverat28: ya, but you were up over $300 45 min ago
riverat28: what happened to the rest
riverat28: must be all that calling the blind to see every damn flop
riverat28: ooooooooo o no
riverat28: we got a preflop raise from honey
HONEYDEW52: had 2 hands where i played it right and got unlucky
HONEYDEW52: play a hand or 2 rat
riverat28: you raise with 10,6 suited
riverat28: you are very skilled
mujayzik36: T2 probably
HONEYDEW52: QQ to much out there to get me
riverat28: ok bud
riverat28: nice a,k
HONEYDEW52: u had AK?
riverat28: haha good one
riverat28: next time dont be an idiot when you miss flops
HONEYDEW52: haha, no prob....
riverat28: im not letting you suck out with two overs or bottom pair anymore
HONEYDEW52: i didnt need the flop u tard, u did
riverat28: nice fold honey
HONEYDEW52: if u did have 67 or 89 or whatever u played it horrible, u coulda got more money outta that hand
riverat28: or i just stole 25 from you bc you are soooooo good
riverat28: hahaha, this time the guy let you get to the river with ur ak
riverat28: nice hand honey
spanish fly: kiss my culo puto
HONEYDEW52: dont pay attention to him spanish, hes a "know it all"
spanish fly: chicken****tttssss
spanish fly: thank you honey
Retrovertigo: you had me domintaed
Retrovertigo: i did exactly what you wanted there huh haha
spanish fly: not really, i had pocket k's
HONEYDEW52: w/ the one i had AK?
Retrovertigo: well then i was dominated
HONEYDEW52: oh, nevermind, sorry
spanish fly: good play biswas
spanish fly: u freakin pecker
HONEYDEW52: nh
spanish fly: ouch